What is Afrihomo-necrofeliniac?
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A Negro who engages in anal sex with dead cats. Origin: in October 1972 NY State Police arrested a man named Alex Smith, after neighbors reported seeing this large black man pick up a rotting dead cat in the alley and proceed to engage in vigorous rectal penetration with the animals corpse. State psychiatrists assigned this term for this relatively rare condition.
At the trial for Smith:
Prosecutor: So, Doctor, what is your diagnosis for this event?
Dr Wilson: In my career I have only seen 3 black man anally penetrate a dead cat. Two of these Afrihomo-Necrofeliniacs are in prison now. 1 has since escaped from custody and is being sought on new charges of sex with dead raccoons as well.
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