What is Afrikaaner?
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Ok some people here are getting confused... Im south african so I know what Im talking about, An afrikaaner is an Afrikaans person, an afrikaans person is someone who talks afrikaans. Black south africans and white south africans that dont speak afrikaans are not afrikaaners. Afrikaaners are the ones that came up with the idea of apartheid, not the english south africans or the blacks. So people in south africa who arent afrikaans and you call them that will get really offended so I advise you not to.
American: HEY! so whats it like being an afrikaaner?
Black south african: what are you talking about??!? Im black and speak Zulu, im not afrikaans!!! (he then beats the american with a stick)
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I'm also South African lol. Anyway, an Afrikaaner is a person who speaks Afrikaans. They came from Holland to South Africa and became farmers. Dutch changed and it became Afrikaans. After the England-Afrikaans war, the Afrikaans people started Apartheid. You don't find many black Afrikaaners.
English person: Bye.
Afrikaaner: Toetsiens.
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(n.) European settler in Africa, usually of dutch descent
(n.) Citizen of the lowest countries in Africa (South Africa, Kingdom of Lesotho etc.) that speaks in fluent
(n.) Non-african exploring africa (original meaning)
Although Afrikaaners represent about 15% of South Africa by population, in the 1960's they controlled about 95% of the wealth.
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A member of a group of racist invaders, rapists, land-grabbers and murderers who no longer know where they come from.Most can be found in South Africa but they have also raped and murdered Namibians and Angolans.Most prized possessions, tendencies and favorite hobbies of these animals are: a bottle of whiskey, a rugby ball, shotgun, sokie-sokie boere musiek, paranoia and hatred towards upright Americans, engaging in sexual activities with minors and of course, thinking the entire universe belongs to them.
Afrikaaner guy (shouting): Ek is 'n regte boer van die plaas, jou bliksem! Translation: I'm a real boer from the farm, you bastard!
American guy: I'm sorry but I don't understand you, Sir. All I'm try'na do is have some conversation with these here black folks.I never meant no harm,I know it's your favourite hobby but please don't kill me.
Afrikaaner guy (even angrier): Het jy net gese ek het 'n klein pil? Translation: Did you just say I have a small dick?
American guy: What pill are you talking about? Are you supposed to be on medication?
Afrikaaner guy (drool coming out of his mouth with anger): Dink jy is 'n slim Jan, jou poes! Translation: You think you're a smart one, you pussy!
Afrikaaner guy beats American guy with a whip and the black folks help American guy escape. Afrikaaner guy came back later that night and shot the black folks with a shotgun.
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African of Africa
African by generation
A person from South Africa Regardless of colour
A person that has a root of origin in South Africa for longer than 300yrs and a person that has no chance of residency in another country , and a person who denounces his country of origin unto 3 generations.
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A white African who believes he is a direct decendant of the lost tribe of Israel, usually of low intellect and oral ability.
My friend is a white native from South Africa and is called an Afrikaaner
