Afro-denial

What is Afro-denial?


1.

Main Entry: Af·ro-De·ni·al

Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE-

Function: noun/adjective

Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999)

: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.

Jazmine: I don't care what you say. I DON'T have an AFRO. I don't, I don't, I DON'T.

Huey: *sigh* How sad.

Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case.

Jazmine: What!!?

Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention.

Jazmine: Afro-Denial?

Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up!

Huey: Wait ... here it is.

Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.

Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!!

Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"...

See the boondocks, afro, denial, jazmine, huey

2.

Main Entry: Af·ro-De·ni·al

Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE-

Function: noun/adjective

Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999)

: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-delusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.

Jazmine: I don't care what you say. I DON'T have an AFRO. I don't, I don't, I DON'T.

Huey: *sigh* How sad.

Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case.

Jazmine: What!!?

Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention.

Jazmine: Afro-Denial?

Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up!

Huey: Wait ... here it is.

Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.

Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!!

Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"...

See afro, denial, boondocks, jazmine, huey


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