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May.
The month.
May is mustache month.
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Pressing ones penis on the forehead of an unfortunate individual.
Greg fell asleep and was mushroom stamped.
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The act of g..
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to descride a mans excessively hairy back!
gross! how could you sleep with that guy, he's got carpetback...