Afroturf

What is Afroturf?

An artificial grass substitute made from tightly curled locks of dark hair. Often found in outdoor basketball courts due to its springy nature.

We just got some fresh Afroturf laid in the courts out back. Should make jumping easier but I'm gonna have to ditch these velco trainers.

See afro, turf, grass, hair, basketball

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