What is A.f.t.?
1.
to be used in situations where "about fucking time" just won't cut it.
trisha: hey girl, you heard juanita dropped beau's bony ass, whaa?
stefani: girl, a.f.t.
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2.
Acronym for: AFRICAN FLAP-JACK TITTIES.
Extremely flat, sagging breasts that lay on stomach and slap upper chest while in movement. Typically, simliar to breasts seen on National Geographic African documentaries.
Dude: "Damn, she's got nice cleavage!"
Girl 1: "Yeah, I like my double-D's!"
Girl 2: "Hey, I have A.F.T.'s!"
Dude & Girl 1: "What the fuck are A.F.T's?"
Girl 2: "African Flapjack Titties!"
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