After School Special Edit Meaning

1.

A television program airing in the hours immediately after most kids arrive home from school. These programs mostly attempt to teach youngsters about the dangers of premature sex and illegal drug use. Scare tactics and religion-based idealogical brainwashing are commonly used in these programs. While none of these programs discuss the dangers of legal narcotics such as Paxil, Xanax, Zoloft, Ritalin, Viagra, and other Dr prescribed drug regimens (because of the fear of losing advertising revenue); safe, salutory, and remedial herbs such as marijuana are demonized due to fervent corporate funding by the oil industry, agricultural companies and the biggest corporation of all..the bible-thumping lunatics of the Christian/Catholic church. Once kids realize that they've been lied to about the dangers of marijuana, they then assume that they've been lied to about other, more dangerous, harder drugs (cigarettes, alcohol, heroin, crystal meth, crack). These programs also tend to make kids and adults feel guilty about sexual feelings and perpetuate erectile disfuntion and other sexual problems which ultimatelly manifest into lower self-esteem and other psychological disorders.

roomate: "here, hit this bowl!"

me: "no thanks"

roomate: "come on, you know you want it"

me: "no means no!"

roomate: "pussy!"

me: "you're like watching an after school special... pass the bong instead"

OR...

actor: "jenny, if we don't do it, it might fall off."

actress: "but i'm scared"

actor: "but I love you"

roomate: "turn that fucking after school special off before I beat you with the remote"

See Beaver

2.

The act of using a mind altering substance immediatly after a long day at work or school.

Lets go have an after school special

See cypher, blaze, burn, get high, get baked

3.

Right when you get home from school you go poop.

"Hey Isaac your home from school, I guess it's time for the after school special."

See sam

4.

a period of unemployment, often in the form of funemployment, directly following one's graduation from college

The weeks, months, and eventually years following his graduation were filled with binge drinking and loft parties. Nobody was sure quite how this after school special would end.

See unemployment, funemployment, college, graduation, tv, Elliott

5.

Something your Sister gives you before your parents get home from work.

Named after the infamous after school specials your parents used as a babysitter