Aftershits

What is Aftershits?


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A defecatory condition whereby the subject, after just previously taking a rampant and usually excessively volatile and suspiciously aqueous shit, is compelled to perform a re-shit moments later with very little prior warning.

'Jake, watch my beer I gotta go to the shitter'

'Radek, you just went like 5 minutes ago'

'No Jake, I got The Aftershits'

'Dude, is it because of the bape?'

'Yes Jake, I got baped hard.'

'That sucks.'


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