Aftershits

What is Aftershits?


1.

A defecatory condition whereby the subject, after just previously taking a rampant and usually excessively volatile and suspiciously aqueous shit, is compelled to perform a re-shit moments later with very little prior warning.

'Jake, watch my beer I gotta go to the shitter'

'Radek, you just went like 5 minutes ago'

'No Jake, I got The Aftershits'

'Dude, is it because of the bape?'

'Yes Jake, I got baped hard.'

'That sucks.'


26

Random Words:

1. A long term girlfriend/boyfriend, or your wife/husband. So called because they are very special to you and it is as though they complete..
1. Slang term in the early days of ready mix pancakes for a box of Aunt Jemima Hey kids want some nigger in a box for breakfast!? See nig..
1. noun. a beam of light. The laser emitted a zizzelstick, blinding passers-by instantly. See light, beam, stick, blind, vomit..