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The biggest thing you could ever possibly imagine used as a word to describe size.
that cow was fucking limpompton...
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A pseudonym for the Common Badger (Meles meles). "strange individual" i.e. not what one was expecting
See also Alan Sheareran..
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When a man inserts his penis into a chicks vagina, and she is tight! As he jizzes the lips close in on the penis, thus resembling a venu..