After-touch Edit Meaning

1. The tight, dark-colored shorts male swimmers wear for racing. Dickie's old bitch jammers were worn and torn in all of the wrong pl..

1. To manipulate a photograph to make it look more pleasing to an audience of moonbats. I'm going to reutershop five dead babies onto..

1. an umbrella that sucks your dick on the way to work. Hey, Matt, can I borrow your humbrella, my girlfriend left me. See hummer, umbrel..