What is After-work-jerk?
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The masturbation session that takes place immediately when you get home after a pent-up day at the office.
After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.
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The call of Dr. Zoidberg when he is in danger.
"oh no, im under attack, *ink spray* w00p w00p w00p w00p"..
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the intentional act of preventing a possible hook-up
Stephanie stop fucking C- Blocking your brother
See chopping, cock blocking, ha..