After-work-jerk

What is After-work-jerk?

The masturbation session that takes place immediately when you get home after a pent-up day at the office.

After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.

See jerk-off, jerk off, masturbate, masturbation, masterbate, masterbation

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