Afton

What is Afton?


1.

A girl who is nearly perfect in every way.

I'm dating a girl who is an Afton.

2.

this is my name, and i know its hott, no need to tell me twice or 5 times. i love it too

Hello fellow peoples of america, my name is Afton...dont ask

3.

The most awesomest female I have ever met in my 16 years of life.

You can try as hard as as you want, you are still not going to be an Afton.

See awesome, female, cool, favorite, forreal

4.

a girl that is sexually affiliated with many men at once.

guy #1. "yo, i fucked an afton last night!"

guy #2. "you should probably get checked"

See hoe, whore, lintlicker, hooker

5.

whore who doesn't pay rent and uses all of the hot water in the shower, leaving none for anybody else.

damn dude, that girl is such an afton.

See ho, gf, full service

6.

A place where chlamydia makes headlines and lesbians rule the school

In Afton I got the STD Chlamydia from my lesbian girlfriend

See std, chlamydia, afton, lesbian, girlfriend

7.

Very unpleasent, causes discomfort and can cause anal leakage.

Eating too much fruit caused my stomach to afton.

See ache, bathroom, pain, fever, stomach


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