What is Agile?
1.
(verb) To work on something when you don't understand the problem space, the market, the actual goal of the product or really any engineering at all.
Engineer 1: They want me to build an inverse flux capcitor for our new marketing theme.
Engineer 2: Man that sucks, what are you doing to do? Don't they know the IFC is a joke?
Engineer 1: Well I guess I'll just have to
scrum and agile one up.
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2.
The ability to waste a year making a social networking site.
Pretending to write code when just copying it from else while to save time and effort.
Basically another word for someone that can use google, steal other people's work then pretend what they are doing is difficult to management.
I am really good at agile developement.
Look at this great search engine I have made, its the same as the one on another site - but with more bugs.
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3.
a person who is a pimp who is gods gift to all the ladies yet still has a small dork compared to his nonagile friend who never gets laid.
Dur (see dur) is much like a cat and is very agile. Unlike a coworker who in his eyes is a fat useless fucker who has the dickie doo disease!!!
4.
gay, homo, fag, any other term for those bastards
look at those agile fucks id like to kill them all
