What is Agnes?
1.
the hottest girl in MD
that girl agnes is just too hot to handle
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2.
A rad chica that uses the coolest words. A groovy hippie who wants hippie spray. No drama fags!
Dude, Agnes is the shiznits!
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is most commonly an ugly dramatic polish woman whore, who married a rat faced snaggle toothed man and gave birth to the demon seed charlie brown. This woman can only be seen when she is in need of money or flower seeds, or if you live by a cow farm she can be seen out sniffing the cow patties for their fragrance which she wears as perfume. See also hunched backed big earred pollack who is constantly have some sort of herpes issue with charlie brown.
is agnes coming over today?
nah she got money yesterday we wont have to see her for years
AHHHH!!! WHAT IS THAT THING COMING UP THE SIDE WALK?!?!?!
dont worry thats just agnes.
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a computer voice that is given by default to macintosh computers. it is quite irritating, but hyterically funny to use to your own advantage.
agnes says: ______________________________________
(insert whatever you want in here)
