Agnes Irwin Girl

What is Agnes Irwin Girl?


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They have blonde hair (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) and pearls attached to their neck and ears. They fully understand the importance of kilt hemming. They're more likely than not to develop crushes on history teachers, and are still not used to seeing guys in jeans. Even though they're probably not Jewish, they have an impressive repertoire of Jewish songs thanks to a certain music teacher. Special skills they might possess would include: Maypole dancing, superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white button down shirt, collar up.

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