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They have blonde hair (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) and pearls attached to their neck and ears. They fully understand the importance of kilt hemming. They're more likely than not to develop crushes on history teachers, and are still not used to seeing guys in jeans. Even though they're probably not Jewish, they have an impressive repertoire of Jewish songs thanks to a certain music teacher. Special skills they might possess would include: Maypole dancing, superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white button down shirt, collar up.
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A man who generally engages in sexual intercourse with really ugly women. They are usually only a step up from prison bitches.
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n. one who cleans out the vaginal crevices of bovines via oral extraction
In case of a yeast infection, call the cow cleanser.
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