What is Agnew?
1.
someone who is secretly in love with their best friend, who just happens to be a guy. also someone who likes it up the ass.
"oh my god, did you hear about that agnew?"
"yeah i heard he doesn't give it up the ass, but just takes it from paul"
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2.
A Term referring to any thing that could be considered crude,sexual,disturbing, and/or of body fluids.
Example #1
Today at work, Ben got agnew all over his face, he should of wore his safety goggles.
Example #2
Alex got sent to the principals office after showing his pet agnew during show and tell.
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3.
To "Agnew" is to laugh at a private joke, which you are not part of.
Different uses:
To agnew, to have agnewed, to be an agnew, epic agnew
Sam: Remember that time me and you were in Mikes car and rolled up on that dude and that underaged girl making love?"
Oli: hahaha, we weren't afraid to hit people in the face
Rob: hahahaha
Sam: Rob, you just pulled a total agnew
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