Agred Edit Meaning

1. when a angry woman squats an inch over a sleeping individual's face and squirts out a sloppy vaginal fart i woke up this morning a..

1. zomij is like a refined version of "zomg" like voltage zomage zomij A: ZOMIJ! i just broke my arm! B: ZOMIJ! ar..

1. When a male, sticks his testicles in his partners eyes and proceeds to fart in her mouth. Jake- Yo I pulled off the Armenian gas-mask l..