Agricultural Science

What is Agricultural Science?


1.

An excessively boring subject where the goal is to torture and confuse poor unsuspecting students. Rakes, shovels and unamed weapons are usually used.

(During a potentially deadly 45minute lesson of Agricultural Science)

Mr Hatt: "Hey Bob can you grab that shovel over there for me?"

Bob: "Why sure!"

(skips across ground and falls through pothole into a pile of dung)

Mr Hatt: "Forgot to mention that, Least its a nice colour, that theres the sign of healthy crap".

(this is, in essence, an example of how useful the information you are taught in Ag science is)

See crap, healthy, ag, shovels, dung, boring, torture, painful


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