What is Agriculture?
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An industry that feeds all the whiny and snoby liberal arts and engineering majors. We have more job security than everybody else because people will always need to eat and wear clothes. We drink all other majors under the table, and then wake them up for shots. Agriculturalists actually have time for a social life and still get up in the morning to feed your steak before it goes to slaughter.
Agriculture is what feeds you.
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When you're looking for something to major in.... Um... agriculture is a wide open field..... LITERALLY!
Agriculture.... a wide open field
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A process involving a man and a women. Taking feces from the female, you smear it on her pubic region in hopes of fertilizing "grass" but what will you use to plow? Your teeth of course. If successfully grown, you can use slash and burn cropping to reap your rewards by burning the hair off. Put you seasons supply in a safe place, like a vagina.
Man tht chick was so hot, but it'd really be great to do some agricultre on her
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Culture for people who don't like culture. Kind of like computer culture, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.
I work in agriculture so I have no friends.
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