Agrophonebia

What is Agrophonebia?

The 21st century neurosis about going anyhere without a cellular telephone. Particularly prevalent in the under 40's.

Guy A:I can't go out without my phone, what if someone texts me?

Guy B:Dude - you have got mad agrophonebia.

See phone, dependancy, cellphone, neurotic

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