Ags Edit Meaning

1.

Angry Ghetto Syndrome

Affliction of children in the ghetto which causes them to be inexplainably angry at the world for no reason. Often leading them to steal, fight, disrespect everyone and feel entitled to do so without consequences. When consequences are given, the giver is racist.

Teacher: Da'Kjuan threw a chair at me when I asked him to put his name on the paper.

Parent: Oh thats allright, he has AGS, it ain't his fault.

See angry, ghetto, issues, crazy

2.

A Grape Soda

1: Yo you get me an AGS bro?

2: Yeah man, right here.

1: Yeah I love the taste of that Grape

See a, grape, soda, grape soda

3.

Asian Grade Syndrome. When a person (asian or not) becomes obsessed with their school grades for no reason.

Girl: Sorry, I cant hang out, I have to work on my English homework.

Other girl: Wow. AGS much?

See asian, grades, ags, homework, syndrome

4.

Asian Girl Syndrome;when an asian girl gets all hyper out of no where and does the weirdest things that a living thing can do

Edward:Oh My God What the fuck is she doing?

Dan: Shit she's having an ags moment!

See asian, girl, syndrome, crazy, weird

5.

Asian Girl Syndrome

1. A condition marked by an unwillingness to get involved in relationships that may require commitment. (Usually prevalent Asian females, but can also be found in females of other races)

2. A severe condition where the woman makes decisions for apparently no reason other than to screw people over (including herself, often unwittingly)

3. A condition marked by irrational decisions, including dating guys who are jackasses.

4. Where an individual refuses to participate in acts of sexual stimulation for reasons based around morals instilled by pseudo-social figures such as teachers and asian-film movie stars

5. Those who have AGS also have an inflated ego, usually fueled by a member of the opposite sex who serves no purpose to the bearer of the disease other than to stroke her ego.

Joe likes Debbie, who suffers from AGS. She does the following:

1. Leads Joe on, causing him to think that there is a future in his relationship with Debbie.

2. Dates George just to spite Laura, another Asian female who is afflicted by AGS.

3. Tells Joe that he is not ready for a relationship, but then subsequently dates George, who has dated her before and hurt her emotionally in the past.

4. After removing her clothes and sexually arousing her partner, Debbie decides that sex is not for her, leaving the man aroused with no outlet for the sexual excitement.

5. Debbie uses Joe for emotional support, but when Joe speaks out against her dating George, Debbie hurts Joe by telling him that she has lost his trust.

See ags, relationships, jackass, abstinence

6.

Asian Gambler Syndrome (AGS)

An emboldened style of play in gambling , prevalent in the table game blackjack.

The following symptoms are usually present:

1) Increasing bet size when player "is feeling it"

2) Intense levels of braggadocio when describing winnings or style of play

3) Murderous glances shot in your direction when player feels you caused him to lose

Scotty Nguyen shows some symptoms of AGS.

7.

Relatively speaking - a great sister

The man told me his younger sister was ags