Ah, Not Happening

What is Ah, Not Happening?

1. A phrase you say when you want to get somebody's hopes

up.

2. A phrase you say when somebody says something

unlikely or unrealistic.

1. Ben: I hope somebody hands in my wallet.

Steve: Ah, not happening!

2. Bob: On my 21st birthday, Britney Spears and Madonna

are coming to my party.

Philip: Ah, not happening!

See sarcasm, funny, ah, not

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