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I have no idea why that happened.
Yes, I realize your friend died an unnecessary death at a very young age, but God works in mysterious..
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You fuck a girl on a rotating stool. As you're about to cum, you pull out, spin her around, and shoot your load on her while she&ap..
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to hear something gay, but yell it out
GUY1: some guy showed me there cat
GUY2: someone show you there cock?!
GUY1: dude queer ears
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