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I am so fucking retarded.
Person: Say 'iam sofa king we todd it' outloud.
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: .....
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An emergency vehicle you call for when a motherfucking deer jumps out and hits your car.
caller: Who is this?
dispatcher: This is the ..
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something really fucking cool
abv. BBQ
rofl thats BBQ!!!1..