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Having two toes projecting forward and two toes projecting backwards. Birds that climb through foliage or in trees display this trait.
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When a wannabe DJ can't mix songs.
"Damn, would you look at that maytag salesman in the booth! His mixes sound like 3 sneake..
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an erection while traveling (ie, in a car, on a bus, on a train).
(while driving)
passenger: "my god, i've got the biggest ..