What is Ahwatukee?
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Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers plagueing the streets. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. Welcome to the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, all the shit that comes in gets stuck here.
Pleasantville + Silvertown(Joe Dirt) + Leave it to Beaver = Ahwatukee
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Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers racing to get back before curfew. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, slutty, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. It's the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, but if you ever get stuck here...you'll want to kill yourself; college students stay away just go straight to tempe
think of the tucson...sketchy town, but theres things to do...now turn it upside down..and throw way more money..and you'll have a snooty boring ass suburb of phoenix. Welcome to the Tukee
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Scene City, all of the teenagers go to Neckbeards on Thursday night for the shows. after school on Friday's everyone goes to taco bell and then to AMC, on Saturday everyone goes to the mall. Parents are overprotective yet so naive to whats happening in their kids lifes. There are to many police, and most of them don't do their jobs. Everyone is very blantly classified in groups. Everyone tries so hard to be different that they all end up exactley the same. Teenagers and 5-year olds can relate to things that they like. almost every kid you meet can play some kind of instrument or sing. a place that is so far from the real world that you near grow up.
Scene City; The Stepford Wifes; a huge culdasac.
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The stepford wives reside in Ahwatukee.
