What is Aiken?
1.
A county in South Carolina and a smalll ass city in South Carolina. Lot's of horses and old people. Oh, joy.
Bobby: "Let's visit Aiken!"
Joe: "How about we go somewhere with things to do instead?"
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2.
A small, well known golfing and equestrian town in suburban South Carolina where wealthy New Englanders tend to retire or spend the winter. The town is growing rapidly due to the influx of old money coming from the North. The neighborhoods, including Woodside Plantation and Cedar Creek, are exclusive semi-retirement communities with stringent bylaws. For example, one may not display a sports flag from his or her home or mailbox except on game days, and holiday lights must kept to the minimum. First class golf courses, regal estates and beautiful horse farms line the roads into and out of the quaint downtown.
Patty: "I love the luxury estates and beautiful equestrian farms of Aiken, South Carolina."
Michael: "Me too, lets build a second home in Cedar Creek so that we can spend the cold winters in the South."
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3.
The process of taking a lad's laptop and changing his manly-man background, which usually consists of a chick in a bikini or a six foot thirteen hockey player, to a picture of the cute and cuddly Clay Aiken, American Idol 2002 runner-up.
This concept originated at De Smet Jesuit High School, located in the most dangerous city of the U.S.- St. Louis.
Matt: Mr. Traughberg left the room! Aiken him!
Mike: I don't have the sack to do that!
Edloe: I'll do it!!!!!!!!!!! YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! FATTY WHOMPER!@!!!!#!@!@#
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