What is Aiken-itious?
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People who have an unhealthy obsession with A-N-Y-O-N-E that was made famous with the help of the T.V show American or Canadian Idol.
"Wow! Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, and Ruban Sandwich sure worked hard to get to where they are today...and they are SO musically talented!" Said the misinformed mainstream drag queen.
"I believe you have a serious case of Aiken-itious..." said the totally old school punk rocker.
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going crazy and speaking to bert when he isnt really there.
we woke up and she was betsying out and flushing her ipod.
See bert, crazy.. 
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A very close call of being caught, so close the only thing scarier is having your lizard or dickcut off. Hence the Skizard part.
Skizar..