Ailuromancer

What is Ailuromancer?


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One who can predict the future by observing the jump of a cat.

Person: That cat has jumped from the tree.

Ailuromancer: Tomorrow, at 5:30 PM, you will become a were-hamster. And you will die an early and painful death.

See necromancer, wizard, divination, future, predict, cat, feline


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