What is Ailuromancer?
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One who can predict the future by observing the jump of a cat.
Person: That cat has jumped from the tree.
Ailuromancer: Tomorrow, at 5:30 PM, you will become a were-hamster. And you will die an early and painful death.
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literally short for "hot bananas". Used as an expression of exclamation. MUST be used in a southern accent or not at all.
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When you pay a prostitute to give you a golden shower.
-Dude, did you really pay a hooker to piss on you?
-I wanted a Good Ole Tom!
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