Aim Slut

What is Aim Slut?


1.

a chick who you talk to online and try to get with her, but doesn't respond to you for a long time because she is talking to another guy at the same time

SIGNS:

1. Repeated monosyllabic responses such as "yeah" "no" "yeah" "dunno"

2. Very long intervals between when you send an IM and she answers

3. Her answer times become considerably longer when another guy who you see hanging out with her signs on

4. Responses like "oh sorry", meaning she was not really waiting for you to send an IM and totally forgot about you and your conversation

The Zad: Hey you there?

(5 minutes later)

AIMSlut: Oh sorry.

AIMSlut: Hi.

The Zad: How are you?

(5 minutes later)

AIMSlut: Good.

*AIMcockblocker has just signed on.*

The Zad: How was your day?

(10 minutes later)

AIMSlut: Good.

2.

A person (either gender fits, actually...) who talks to multiple people, at the same time. This can get very annoying, as this person is usually cybering with other people, and then ignoring their true friends who then decide that they've had enough of waiting twenty minutes for a reply of "yeah" or "ok" or "yep" or "lol".

me: hey

AIM slut: hey

me: how are you?

(5 minutes pass)

AIM slut: ok

me: cool. did you see (insert movie here) I thought it was pretty cool, but (insert actor here) was just retarded in it. bad acting and everything. What'd you think?

AIM slut: lol yeah.

^ that is an AIM slut.

3.

Someone who is chemically addicted to aol instant messenger. An aim slut cannot go long without sending or receiving an instant message or they go through violent withdrawl symptoms.

also see: Adrienne

The aim slut didnt move from her computer all day.

See pirate ninja


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