Air Biscuit Edit Meaning

1.

n.1 A fart or guff that is so potent as to have a tangible quality. A butt berp that has a physical presence, and as such have space made for it.

Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc.

1. ‘Fucking hell, I could pluck that right out the air and dip it my tea’

2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’

2.

A polite warning that flatulent expellations have been released in the general vicinity. (See: Oops I crapped my pants)

"Look out for that air biscuit" or " Don't bite that air bisicuit" or simply the emphatic "air biscuit" upon expellation. A notably rank or stale air biscuit is often referred to as a Whisker biscuit as in "that's no air biscuit, that's a whisker biscuit" or "whiskey" biscuit.

See air biscuit, whiskey biscuit, whisker biscuit, cheek flapper, fart, flatulence

3.

to expell gas while deficating.

My stomach kinda hurt so i went to the bathroom and baked an air biscuit.

4.

When somebody is standing by you and farts and walks away.

Okay, when you turn your test in don't leave me any air biscuits by my desk.

"oh gee thanks for leaving me that airbiscuit." huh? i didnt bring you any biscuits..??

See fart, flatulate, poot, poof

5.

When you fart into an article of clothing and then throw said article into another person's face.

Carmen just got hit in the face with Adam's air biscuit.

See fart, shit

6.

when someone breaks wind and catches it then releases it into someones face

7.

An air biscuit is when you have a fat fucking shit and the bag of minstrels that just fell out of you will not flush

"Danny come and look at this air biscuit, it looks like a piece of cheese on toast in a washing up bowl"

See air biscuit, pooh, shit, dump, turd sandwich, crap