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A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.
Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?
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A written or a verbal aggreement for sex because the females twat is bleeding therefore sex is out of the question. The voucher is redee..
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A line that goes around the foot on a dark skinned person(Spanish,Black,Indian,tanned white person).The top of the foot is dark,and the ..