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red.
T: "What's your favorite color?"
A: "Reheeeeeeyadauh!"
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A kilo of cocaine.
Guy #1: Eycabron, it looks like you got a Columbian Retirement Package.
Guy #2: Obamaain't helping the esse&ap..