What is Air Force Oath Of Enlistment?


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US AIR FORCE OATH OF ENLISTMENT

I, (State your name), swear to sign away 4 years of my life to the

UNITEDSTATES AIR FORCE because I know I couldn't hack it in the Army,

because the Marines frighten me and I am afraid of water over waist deep. I

swear to sit behind a desk. I also swear not to do any form of real

exercise, but promise to defend our bike-riding test as a valid form of

exercise. I promise to walk around calling everyone by their first name

because I find it amusing to annoy the other services. I will have a better

quality of life than those around me and will, at all times, be sure to make

them aware of that fact. After completion of "Basic Training" I will be a

lean, mean,donut-eating, lazy-boy sitting, civilian-wearing-blue-clothes,

Chair borne Ranger. I will believe I am superior to all others and will

make an effort to clean the knife before stabbing the next person in the

back. I will annoy those around me, and will go home early every day. So

Help Me God!________________________________________SignatureDate

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