Air Masturbation

What is Air Masturbation?


1.

To perform an exaggerated gesture of male masturbation with one's hand in the air in front of oneself. Meant usually as a insult to somebody to whom it is directed, or as a symbol of annoyance at something which has been said. See also am.

Jim: Dude, u sux hardcore at CS!

Bob: Hey Jim, guess what? <performs air masturbation>

2.

its when you pretend the air is a penis and then you just masturbate it. if you need help come and see me.

air masturbation is where you go up down up down up down

See me, of, francesca, mate


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