Air Miles

What is Air Miles?

An imaginary reward of an unspecified nature. Often used as a precursor to an attempted stitch up.

"Keep this up bonny lad and I can promise you a place on the board, and all the Air Miles you can eat."

"Oh cheers mate. By the way, whose P45 is that you're filling in?"

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