Air Miles

What is Air Miles?

An imaginary reward of an unspecified nature. Often used as a precursor to an attempted stitch up.

"Keep this up bonny lad and I can promise you a place on the board, and all the Air Miles you can eat."

"Oh cheers mate. By the way, whose P45 is that you're filling in?"

Stirring The Porridge

1. Sloppy seconds. "No way am I going to be the one stirring the porridge on her." 2. sloppy seconds with a girl after someone..

Umptillion

1. A very great, yet indeterminate number, probably greater than a million. as umpteen, but much greater. Indeed, there are umptillion wor..

Disregard That, I Suck Cocks

1. "DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS" is a phrase used on sites where usernames aren't protected by passwords, which makes it ea..

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