Air Miles

What is Air Miles?

An imaginary reward of an unspecified nature. Often used as a precursor to an attempted stitch up.

"Keep this up bonny lad and I can promise you a place on the board, and all the Air Miles you can eat."

"Oh cheers mate. By the way, whose P45 is that you're filling in?"

Fwclol

1. Acronym for "fucking wish could laugh out loud". Used when you have received a hilariously funny text, e-mail or instant-messa..

Rectum Spelunker

1. One who explores the rectum using various tools including wine corks, Samoan plantains, Red Bull energy drinks, de-clawed chinchillas, a..

Ilo

1. A girl who believes she's an elf and goes hunting for them in nearby forests. "Look at that ILO!" "How ILO can you ..

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