Air Turd

What is Air Turd?


1.

(âr)(tûrd), noun

The proper name for a fart when in an audience that does not understand the word flatulence.

The pungent odor of his air turd cleared the room of all living beings.

See flatus, fart, gas, sftr

2.

A flatulence of notoriety to the point of a wretched stench that it is almost indistinguishable from the "real deal"; sometimes even causing passers by to check the bottoms of their shoes.

"Dude, your fart smells like someone took a dump in here! You definitely laid an air turd!"

See fart, dump, crap, turd


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