Airport Marathon

What is Airport Marathon?


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The so called "marathon" that takes place when you are so late for a flight that you must run through the airport. Obstacles may include crowds, escalators, trams and security check points.

Passenger 1: Dude, calm down, whats the deal?

Passenger 2: Sorry man. My connecting flight into Atlanta was late, so I had to run an airport marathon to get here on time.


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