Airtard

What is Airtard?

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This is a person who has either never flown on a commercial airline or has flown, but refuses to abide by the standard conventions and customary practices that would allow the rest of the public to reach our destinations with speed and minimal hassle.

Did you see the guy with four carry-ons, trying to board before his row is called, then standing there blocking the way for the rest of us-- What an airtard!

See airplane, travel, retard, flight, traveler
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