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When you enter two real words into google and come up with only one search result.
My monkey, cletus, he google whacks on a regular bas..
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A classer word for Jacking off.
Damn my wife went out of town so I broke out the hand driver.
See masterbate, jerkoff, cumming..
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The more intense version of the sun patch. When the ass recieves a blow so hard that it becomes bruised for several weeks. The purple co..