What is Airwolf?
1.
adj - Something that is uber-awesome, requiring more than a typical adjective to describe. Best used in conjuction with explitives.
This french roast coffee is so fuckin' Airwolf.
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2.
An early 80's TV show about a combat helicopter that was mysteriously in private hands. It looked suspiciously like a standard commercial helicopter painted black.
Despite Airwolf being a superweapon with super-missiles coming from a little launcher in the bottom, it was maintained solely by some guy who looked like Earnest Borgnine and piloted by a man with the questionably masculine name of Stringfellow Hawk.
There was also another dude who blacked out half of his eyeglasses called Archangel. He was cool, because he didn't need depth perception to kick ass.
The theme:
Doo-be-de-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo da-da-da-doo doo-be-dee-doo-doo-da-da-da-dee doo doo doo...
Da da da DAH! DAH DAH DUH DAH! DAH DAH DUH DAH DAH-DEE-DAH, DAH-DEE-DAH DOO-DAH!
3.
Something superlatively amazing, beautiful, cool, great, et cetera. Coined by the illustrious internet superstar poet Ernie Cline.
Music is airwolf.
Theatre is airwolf.
Motion pictures are airwolf.
Pie is airwolf.
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4.
A facial in which the males cock is circling like a helicopter and splattering all around the females face.
Bob was doing trish and when he got to the point of pleasure, he airwolfed trish.
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5.
A person who is classed as a superior Chopper
That guy is an Airwolf
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6.
(v.) To hum the airwolf theme whilst driving, irriating to fellow passengers.
(n.) One who decks out the interior of his/her car with stupid and inane clocks, trying to make it look like a helicopter, and hums the airwolf theme whilst driving.
Stop doing that lindsey, you fucking airwolf!
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