What is Aisha?
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1. One of the wives of Prophet Muhammad. One of the greatest women in Islamic and human history. In spite of all that is said about her by haters, she is a symbol of purity as testified in the Holy Quran. Some people use twisted logic to attack the character of Prophet Muhammad by claiming that his marriage to her at the age of 9 is child abuse. That is false logic because:
a. It was normal at that time for girls to marry at that age, if they have reached the age of puberty. That can be testified by studying history.
b. No one at that time, including the enemies of the Prophet, used that excuse to attack his character.
c. Someone proposed to Aisha and was turned down before the Prophet proposed.
As any unbiased person can see, if we want to judge that marriage we need to put in its historical and social context. It is unfair to apply contemporary Western criteria to something which happened 14 centuries ago in a different culture.
I will name my daughter Aisha.
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First known exploited child. Detailed in the
Muhammad was nothing but a cult leader who molested children. Google Aisha, you'll see. He wasDavid Koresh 1500 years ago, lucky for himJanet Reno wasn't around to prematurely start his hell fire in 579AD.
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When you realize that, sometimes, some people are truly lucky and despite a lifetime of mediocre realationships if you hang in there, you will find your soul-mate and the person you spent your whole life waiting and praying for and they will seem like a gift from the universe and an Angel from heaven.
Keith was a stand up guy and always a hit with the ladies. Even though it broke a lot of hearts, he was determined to wait for his Aisha and when he finally found her he knew that, 'Aisha' was the one and they lived happily ever after.
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A really attractive 1/2 black girl.
"Did you see that aisha right thurr?"
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A Neopet in the virtual world of Neopia at Neopets. It is similar to a four eared cat.
I love my pet Aisha!
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a cow.
a person who cannot ice a carrot cake.
a failure at life.
yo momma - yo aisha.
aisha can pretty much be used in any sentence in the english language.
AISHA, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
rawr. i'm aisha.
that was a very aishtic thing to do.
you are not a very aishmatic person.
YO AISHA!
you can't ice a cake for life, aisha.
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"Aisha Bint Abu Bakr" also spelled "Ayesha". Aisha was the third of the Prophet Muhammad's eleven wives. She was six when he married her and nine when he consummated the marriage.
The Hadith:
Sahih Bukhari: Volume 7, Book 62, Number 65:
Narrated 'Aisha:
that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death).
Islamic scholars might try and justify Mohammad’s child-bride with twisted logic, such as this was a common practice for Arabs at the time and that this was a political marriage. Regardless of any excuse, a 54 year old man having sex with a nine year old child is always considered rape. Children are easily deceived and have an inability to protect themselves. Decent people are appalled by this disgraceful act. Then there are Muslims who deny the authenticity of the Hadiths regarding Aisha’s age. The question is why so many followers of Muhammad would fabricate so many false hadiths about the age of Ayisha, which incidentally confirm each other?
Muslim 1: Hey, are you sure its okay for you to have sex with Sarah? She's a nine-year old girl and you're a fifty-three year old man.
Muslim 2: Sure its okay, our Prophet Muhammad is the best example for mankind; all his actions set precedents. Since he had sex with nine year old Aisha I am legally allowed to have with Nelofar under Islamic law. Praise Allah.
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