Aisle Mine

What is Aisle Mine?


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Using skillful timing, the Aisle Mine is a concentrated cloud of anal gas most often laid in supermarket aisles with the intention of it detonating violently into the nostrils of unsuspecting passers-by.

For maximum points, the perpetrator must not draw attention to their state of hysterical siezure in the adjacent aisle following 'discovery' of said Mine.

Dude 1 : "Oh F*ck!...F*ck me!...ergh!...!!"

Dude 2 : "Dude, we just got totally Pwn3d by an Aisle Mine!"

See fart, sbd, deadly, mine, stink, puke


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