Akash Patel

What is Akash Patel?


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A sexy, intelligent, funny, tall, handsome, unbelievably lovable fly South Asian Gujarati with excellent morals and family values. Kindda slow too but ehh nobodies perfect!

Just tell your mummie that I'm an Akash Patel, baby.

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Sex God

A Porn star


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