What is Akers?
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A word used to describe females who appear attractive from from far away but are notably unnattractive when they are near. (Looks good from 50)
The word is derived from the Eagles place kicker David Akers who is known for kicking long field goals.
It's a Philly thing...
"What do you think of that girl?"
"She's an Akers"
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God like figure.
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Dumpy geek.Doesn't know what contraception is for(or how to use it).Maybe it keeps falling off? (due to inverted penis)Good at catching floppy disk with his teeth(well, forehead.)
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Gay brummy scum!
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Rather strange looking species who holiday's in Peterhead, when not collecting money with young male cadets!
Random Words:
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One who munches on nuts
That bitch is a hardcore nut muncher.
See oral, fellacio, chicks, head, sex..
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a word describing a very large or round and plump ass
"holy shit gurl, youve got a big ass!"
"oh shut up trevor!"
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Anything that is irritating or obviously annoying, and is offensive to fashionistas everywhere.
OMG, that haircut is offensive to the m..
