What is Akers?
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A word used to describe females who appear attractive from from far away but are notably unnattractive when they are near. (Looks good from 50)
The word is derived from the Eagles place kicker David Akers who is known for kicking long field goals.
It's a Philly thing...
"What do you think of that girl?"
"She's an Akers"
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God like figure.
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Dumpy geek.Doesn't know what contraception is for(or how to use it).Maybe it keeps falling off? (due to inverted penis)Good at catching floppy disk with his teeth(well, forehead.)
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Gay brummy scum!
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Rather strange looking species who holiday's in Peterhead, when not collecting money with young male cadets!
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One surrounded by a holy aura of toast.
The ToastProphet ate some toast, which was... good... and... toastiness.
See Toast..
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It is for girl who want to become skinny obbsed like an infection but thinfection
OMG she's 99 pounds and thinks shes fat, she has..
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Walking around one's house, playing guitar, with one's penis in full view.
Everything was fine until David Lee Roth played hi..
