Akers

What is Akers?


1.

A word used to describe females who appear attractive from from far away but are notably unnattractive when they are near. (Looks good from 50)

The word is derived from the Eagles place kicker David Akers who is known for kicking long field goals.

It's a Philly thing...

"What do you think of that girl?"

"She's an Akers"

See female, ugly, acres, hot, sexy

2.

God like figure.

3.

Dumpy geek.Doesn't know what contraception is for(or how to use it).Maybe it keeps falling off? (due to inverted penis)Good at catching floppy disk with his teeth(well, forehead.)

4.

Gay brummy scum!

5.

Rather strange looking species who holiday's in Peterhead, when not collecting money with young male cadets!


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