What is Akers?
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A word used to describe females who appear attractive from from far away but are notably unnattractive when they are near. (Looks good from 50)
The word is derived from the Eagles place kicker David Akers who is known for kicking long field goals.
It's a Philly thing...
"What do you think of that girl?"
"She's an Akers"
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God like figure.
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Dumpy geek.Doesn't know what contraception is for(or how to use it).Maybe it keeps falling off? (due to inverted penis)Good at catching floppy disk with his teeth(well, forehead.)
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Gay brummy scum!
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Rather strange looking species who holiday's in Peterhead, when not collecting money with young male cadets!
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a woman who is seen to be touching or scratching her fanny then sniffing her fingers
look at that dirty bitch with the fanny fingers!
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tobe evan'ed is to systematicaly be manipulated it to thinking that the world owes you a living.manily assumed by guilt trips and c..
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Some cool Vietnamese thats characterized by SEXUAL excellence, SEXUAL maturity, and enduring SEXUAL appeal; very CLASSIC.
a vintageVIET..
