What is Akers?
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A word used to describe females who appear attractive from from far away but are notably unnattractive when they are near. (Looks good from 50)
The word is derived from the Eagles place kicker David Akers who is known for kicking long field goals.
It's a Philly thing...
"What do you think of that girl?"
"She's an Akers"
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God like figure.
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Dumpy geek.Doesn't know what contraception is for(or how to use it).Maybe it keeps falling off? (due to inverted penis)Good at catching floppy disk with his teeth(well, forehead.)
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Gay brummy scum!
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Rather strange looking species who holiday's in Peterhead, when not collecting money with young male cadets!
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Can't stop talking about his cars* in every possible threads and it gets really annoying.
*My guess is that he owns a bus pass and..
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Feces in ones pants. Starts out warm, then becomes cold and mushy.
I got so scared that I had porridge pants!..
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An euphemism for stool. Was introduced by the presbyterian kindgarden in San Diego, CA after disgusted parents complained about the rep..
