What is Akers?
1.
A word used to describe females who appear attractive from from far away but are notably unnattractive when they are near. (Looks good from 50)
The word is derived from the Eagles place kicker David Akers who is known for kicking long field goals.
It's a Philly thing...
"What do you think of that girl?"
"She's an Akers"
See
2.
God like figure.
3.
Dumpy geek.Doesn't know what contraception is for(or how to use it).Maybe it keeps falling off? (due to inverted penis)Good at catching floppy disk with his teeth(well, forehead.)
4.
Gay brummy scum!
5.
Rather strange looking species who holiday's in Peterhead, when not collecting money with young male cadets!
Random Words:
1.
An idiom of hip hop culture used to refer to the tendency or ability for real individuals to identify, connect with, or otherwise respec..
1.
When boyfriends go shopping with their girlfriend eventually he will have to sit in The Boyfriend Chair.
The chair by the changing room..
1.
When a smelly ugly prostitute looks at your small erection and makes a funny face.
Ben-"That Ugly Smelly Prostitute Gave Me The Er..
