Akimel

What is Akimel?


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1337 00b3rn335 middle school with ok test scores and some awesome teachers. Rival school to Altadena who happens to be in luxury compared to paper shortening at Akimel. Full name is Akimel A-al Middle School and the mascot is the diamondback rattle snake which beats panthers for pansies.

Akimel needs some working overheads, some working printers/copy machines, enough textbooks for everybody, more funding for everything, and there's also the paper shortage still. Altadena has a tilde but why open character map when we live in a world where the smart schools get the money/ends and the lacking schools get all volunteer work by NJHS. Why would President Bush focus on Iraq and the war of terrorism when students at Akimel must print their essays on scrap paper turned over and share textbooks and have honor classes crowded with forty-three ppl. Why would God even bestow this great evil upon all kids who go to Akimel where kids are forced into a religon of bowing down to a rattler sculpture in the courtyard and are forced to stare at the Ninja Turtles gameboy game cartridge glued to the frame of a mirror hanging over a drinking fountain in the front office. Akimel... is awesome omgwtfbbqkkthxbaibait3h00b3rn335>>>j00rsk33lzf00

Redneck: "Ya heard, dem Akimelians >>> dem Altadenians."

AzN fob: "Mmkay, isn't Akimel a latin-based word?"


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