What is Akinwande?
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Name for extremely well-endowed male who services ladies whose partners are either a) incapable; b) poorly portioned; or c) both. Usually used before marriage, however some extraordinarily unsatisfied ladies may use them post-wedding
"Where's your girlfriend? She must be with Akinwande.... again.... and again."
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Having a very long session on the toilet.
'I've just been sending the boys to town, very messy. Fancy a fag?'
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