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1. banging her in the ass with a frozen turd.
2. when a partner is constipated, using your cock to force feces to spill due to the vacu..
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The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.
Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"
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getting smacked with a computer keybord
(order of letters on the keyboard)
was getting qwertyed last night on the LAN
See qwerty, wer..
