Aks Murderer

What is Aks Murderer?


1.

Someone who repeatedly butchers the English language by mis-pronouncing "ask" as "aks"

Guy walks up to a store clerk: "I went down to the men's department to aks where the kicks were but he said to aks another associate so I'm aksing you."

Store clerk: What was it you wanted to ASK me?

Guy: "Where the shoes at?"

Store clerk:"2nd floor against the back wall."

Guy:"Aight"

Store clerk (thinking to self):"What a fucking aks murderer."

See ask, inquire, query, question, aks


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