What is Akward Cthulu?
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Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulu).
"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulu.
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